When my friends start typing NO in all uppercase at me I know I’ve done a good job
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"